THE 13TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW

(1985-87)
After the economic disaster of the Mole Show tour The Residents swore never to go on the road again. The losses they'd taken were threatening Ralph Records' very existence. In order to distance themselves from the fiasco, they took time off from the Moles to work on The American Composer Series, and eventually returned to the Mole Trilogy project with The Big Bubble. This last album sold well, especially in Japan. In fact, it was so successful there that Wave Records in Tokyo came to the band to commission two weeks of live shows in Japan. At first the band was not at all interested, but when Wave offered to pay all expenses -- air fare, hotel, performance costs, and shipping -- they could not but accept the very generous deal.

Having learned some painful lessons from The Mole Show, The Residents created a very economical production. No huge sets, no huge props, and no big theatrical concept. Using the fact that they'd been around for a lucky thirteen years as an excuse, they decided that this tour would be an anniversary retrospective of their work, featuring live performances of some of their best-known music.

The show involved musicians, dancers, Snakefinger playing guitar, and a ninja. There were few props, just hand-held work-lights (with which the dancers and stage ninjas would illuminate the singer) and seven large, inflatable giraffes. From time to time the dancers would change costume.

The Residents were a huge success in Japan. They sold out all of their concerts, performed on live Japanese TV, and Wave even had a Residents sculpture installed in the lobby of their Tokyo record store.

Meanwhile, in the US, a young fan of the band had heard about the Japanese concerts. Rich Shupe, a college undergraduate on the East Coast, had been a fan of the band since he was 13 and had crossed paths with The Residents several times, from helping with the preparations for the Uncle Sam Mole Show in 1984 to hosting Snakefinger at his parent's house during the 1982 Manual of Errors tour (and mailing Snakefinger's lost sock back to Ralph Records afterwards).

Shupe phoned the Cryptics, wanting to know when the band would ever get back out to the East Coast. The Cryptics felt that there wasn't that much interest in them in the US -- they seemed to do best in Europe and Japan -- but they told Shupe to see if he could book dates which he did.

By the time The Residents got back from Japan, Shupe had managed to arrange far more show dates than the band could hope to perform. They signed Shupe on as tour manager in spite of his being only 19 years old, whittled the list down to twenty-four shows in eighteen cities. Still remembering the lessons from The Mole Show the band kept the format from the Japanese concerts, touring in a single vehicle (with no obnoxious roadies). They also held on to the merchandising rights, putting Tom Timony (who ran Ralph Records at the time) in charge of selling the a hundred-plus different items.

As in Japan, the show was a success. They sold out often during the tour, including three times in San Francisco and at both of their shows at The Ritz, where they were playing New York City for the first time ever. They were third in club ticket sales in New York, only outsold by Eric Clapton and Jerry Garcia.

There were some problems, of course. One of the Kansas venues turned out to be a pool hall and another performance in the Midwest was the last concert in that location before the new owners turned it into a female topless basketball sports bar -- it wasn't really drawing The Residents' usual crowd.

The most serious problem was the theft of one of the band's Eyeballs from a Los Angeles dressing room. The band had to dredge up an old skull mask prop from the Third Reich 'N' Roll days and a black jumpsuit in order to costume the bereft Resident. Subsequent concerts would open with a eulogy for the missing eyeball and black memorial arm-bands were available in the lobby. That Resident has kept that costume ever since and is now known as Mr. Skull, or sometimes Dead-Eye Dick.

The real story of the eyeball's disappearance came out later. One day someone arrived at the The Cryptic Corporation offices with a parcel. He explained that a "friend" had broken into the backstage area of the theatre and swiped the eyeball from the dressing room. Because he could not carry the thing out undetected, he instead went upstairs and dropped it out of a second-storey window into a dumpster, then casually walked back out again to recover it.

The Cryptics' visitor claimed that he had persuaded this "friend" to turn the eyeball-head over and he was now heroically returning the long-lost mask.

The Cryptics didn't buy this guy's story for a moment -- it was fairly obvious that he, himself, was the thief. However, they were far more concerned with the fact that the mask had been seriously damaged in the fall than with laying blame. Though they now had their missing Eyeball back, there was no way they could use it. Mr. Skull was here to stay.

After touring the States the band took a six-month breather then headed off to Australia, New Zealand, and Europe, where they were greeted with more enthusiasm. Eventually, they returned to San Francisco for a final run, concluding with a grand finale on January 10th, 1987, featuring guest appearances by Penn & Teller.

As a special treat during that last concert, Teller -- the one who never speaks -- agreed to sing one of The Residents' songs in exchange for a Resident taking his Eyeball-head off. Teller stepped behind a screen to sing the song, and when he was done one of the band members removed his eyeball head, revealing... Teller.

All in all, the 13th Anniversary Show was a huge success. It was well received by both audiences and critics, especially in New York, San Francisco, and Europe, and helped cure the band's financial woes.